Haha... I'm bored.. so I'm writing this... I think I'm more then qualified to... lolz...
Weeeelll... Firstly... Breakups are so common... Guy sighs... Girl cries... Guy lies... Girl dies... Guy cheats... Girl Bitch... Well.. I'm not saying that it cannot be the other way round, in fact, the situation is changing so much so that it is most likely that it is the other way round... haha (I'm not joking)
Aywayz... Here goes nothing...
1) The silent break
A long period of silence. Both parties usually content to breaking up after that. No body contact, can be done just using SMS. Both parties must consent. No bugging the other. After awhile, ta-da.. break...
2) The anti-climax break
Everybody is happy, however... a person could actually use happiness as an excuse for breaking up.. BeLieVe me. He/She just has to say, that they're happy with you... jus as a friend, and you are supposed to be stunned. ok... Cry if you must... but they're gone.. I'll elaborate on the "friend" thingy next
3) I'll be your friend break
Both parties could be having fun, happy or could be cold, and sad... Whichever more possible... Then one party will say that "ermz.. I think we're better of as friends" and then a possible evidential relation to the near past or the distant past...
(P.S. This is a very very VERY popular break up line)
4) The sobbing statement
One person cries, the other person gets worried... Starts to console him/her... After about 3-4 hours of consoling, you realize that you are the one that is making him/her cry and not his/her parents this time... You ask what did you do, and the person says some vague bleeping... and you have to accept it... because he/she must be so distraught she cant think properly
5) The break-maker (opp. of matchmaker)
Get another person to come in between both of you... Then say push blames to that person and pretend to hate that person... The other party will naturally want to defend the relationship (most of the time) and would confront that person. That is when you step in and confront your stead and tell him how much you treasure your friendships. Thus, it is enought for break ups..
haha.... I think I'll stop here today...
I didnt really go through many of these break ups... But I can tell you that though some might sound rediculous, people actually do these...
I wish that people would be more upfront sometimes and not hide behind some excuse... lolz
but who am I to say? Most of the time I'm the one who is being bullied... lolz...
CiaOz~
Signing off
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